who-ya-callin-pinhead:

so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers

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bunsen:

trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like

image

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It was a force friendship built on the aspects we both had a life sentence to serve on the inside people could tell why we were friends but on the outside we could be seen as to opposites a fruit friends with a vegetable a lion with a zebra but then that’s all it was a friendship just to get through it all now my biggest fear is that it will disappear and both will move on to new people and better things

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

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cloudy-dreamers:

Imagine if you could put emojis into passwords

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